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Welcome to Notes from the Other Side… of Sanity, a quirky and slightly magical collection of handmade fortune cards.

Each set includes five unique, hand-painted cards. They might offer guidance, a good laugh, or something strangely personal. All are drawn from the archives and created with a sense of fun, mystery, and a little nonsense.

These are not serious predictions—they’re creative sparks meant to surprise and delight.

Click here to see a sample set.

What’s Here

We have multiple themed sets available, sorted by how weird they are.

Mildly Weird (Great for First-Timers)

The Existential Sandwich – Fortunes about life, lunch, and everything in between.
Whimsy with Intent – Lighthearted and insightful.
Confetti of Destiny – Colorful, joyful nonsense with some surprising truths.

Moderately Weird (Getting Interesting)

Fortune by Committee – Messages designed by imaginary advisors.
The Sideways Oracle – Twisty logic and offbeat advice.
The Final Five (for now…) – Short, sharp, and a little chaotic.

Maximum Weird (You’ve Been Warned)

Cosmic Nonsense – Galactic-level oddness.
Bureaucracy of the Universe – Paperwork meets prophecy.
Riddles from the Wallpaper – These fortunes feel like the walls are talking.
Mildly Possessed Predictions – Possibly haunted, definitely unique.

The Archive

This is our master list of known fortune sets, including:

Available sets (see above)
Retired sets, like Set Zero: The Prequel Nobody Asked For
Rumored sets, including The Platypus Accord and Tea Leaves & Tattle-Tales
Disputed entries, such as The Card That Bites, which probably shouldn’t exist but keeps showing up anyway.

How to Adopt a Set

So you’ve found a set you like? Great! Here’s how it works:

Pick your favorite set — whatever calls to you.
Add it to your cart — aka your Satchel of Destiny.
Optional but fun: Whisper, “I accept my fate and snacks.”
Checkout — use normal money, not magic beans.
Wait for your delivery — it’ll arrive by mail, possibly humming.

Each set includes five unique cards. You might even get a surprise message from The Whispering Biscuit.

What’s All This Based On?

A long time ago (or possibly in the future), a mischievous spirit called The Whispering Biscuit started sending strange fortunes into the world. No one’s quite sure what the Biscuit is—a floating pastry? A retired oracle? A time-traveling librarian? Possibly all of the above.

The Biscuit delivers strange, funny, and sometimes oddly accurate messages. Every card comes from this otherworldly source of nonsense wisdom. Some are signed “WB” if they’re extra strange.

Warranties (Sort Of)

They’ll do something. We don’t know what.
If reality gets wobbly, take a deep breath and blame the cards.
Returns? Sure. Put your cards under a full moon and sigh dramatically. Or email us. That works too.
Disclaimer: Fortunes are not medically certified. But they’re often spiritually snackable.

Join our email list—aka The Society of Unreliable Revelations—to get:

Early access to new fortune sets
Updates from The Biscuit’s inner circle
Occasionally bizarre emails delivered with flair

We don’t send too many. We’re too busy communing with mildly enchanted stationery.

Want a Fortune Right Now?

Click below and receive a random message from the Archive.
We can’t promise it’ll be helpful—but it’ll definitely be weird.

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Notes from the Other Side… of Sanity

A curious collection of hand-painted fortunes, mild nonsense, and cryptic charm.

All content lovingly conjured, occasionally whispered, and probably not legally binding.

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