Fortunes - Notes from the Other Side...Of Sanity

Your Fortune Has Been Summoned

Well… it was more of a gentle coaxing than a summoning. The Whispering Biscuit doesn’t respond well to shouting or organized rituals.

A fortune has been plucked from the Archive, polished with moonlight, and presented here for your amusement, concern, and mild existential fluttering.

It may be helpful. It may be hilarious. It may make you question your relationship with spoons.

Either way, it’s yours now.

Read it.
Accept it.
Whisper “thank you” to your nearest inanimate object (optional, but appreciated).

Be warned: The Biscuit is fickle. You may get a repeat. You may get something so new it hasn’t finished forming yet. You may get the one that hums.

Your Fortune:

A slightly haunted idea is waiting by the kettle.

Want another?

Notes from the Other Side… of Sanity

A curious collection of hand-painted fortunes, mild nonsense, and cryptic charm.

All content lovingly conjured, occasionally whispered, and probably not legally binding.

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